The Last Word Educational

Cape Town,Cape Winelands,South Africa,Traveller's tales
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Like the A-Team, the Rhino Africans set off in the two black Mercedes Rhino Tripping vehicles for a Saturday evening to remember with the ebullient team from The Last Word and the Mantis Collection. The Last Word collection comprises five fantastic properties – Franschhoek, Sea Five, Bishop’s Court, Constantia and The Long Beach.

The Last Word - Long Beach

On yet another perfect Saturday afternoon, our first port of call was The Long Beach. The ideal beach house if ever there was. You’ll find a lot of ‘beach houses’ in SA that aren’t actually right on the beach but at the Long Beach you’ll enjoy true luxury and pampering right on the white sands of the Atlantic where the sun plunges into the Ocean, bathing the Cape Peninsula mountain ranges in glorious, pink hues. This is an intimate boutique guest house – the six magnificent suites all have dazzling sea views in the charming lobster fishing village of Kommetjie. As you might expect, there is a very long beach – 8kms of uninterrupted white sands. It is an unspoilt paradise in which to walk, ride horses, surf or simply laze in the sun. Watch whales frolic a hundred meters off shore and in season, you can catch your own lobster and get it cooked for dinner. Now that’s Ayoba.

The Last Word - Long Beach

After a couple of cheeky sangrias on the viewing deck and a detailed tour of the rooms, we set off for our next stop, The Bishops’s Court. Half our team were staying here and the other half at The Constantia. The Bishop’s Court is smaller and more intimate with an infinitely peaceful atmosphere under the towering backdrop of Table Mountain. It’s in the quiet and leafy suburb of Bishop’s Court but it’s still only ten minutes from the buzzing city centre. Tessa is in charge and she exudes such a sense of calm, despite the marauding Rhino Africans clearly sent to traumatise the poor woman. Shortly before Kyle decided to kidnap her pashmina for the evening (I’m still not sure whether he thought it was his or whether it was just too fabulous to resist) Tessa was leaning out over the balcony and musing about how peaceful it was at Bishop’s Court. Just as a flock of irate Hadedas trumpeted into life from the immaculate gardens below. Impeccable timing.  We then pulled off some Austin Powers-like antics in the driveway, awkwardly manoeuvring the two enormous Rhino Africa SUVs around her anxious car.

The Last Word - Constantia

Thankfully the trauma ended there as we remained on best behaviour for the rest of the evening and enjoyed a delicious, traditional Cape Malay dinner at the Constantia before returning to Bishop’s Court for a nightcap and an early night (Kyle even returned the pashmina).

What sets the Last Word apart is the attention to detail and the doting staff – everything has been thought of. The Eggs Benedict for breakfast was delicious and instead of a chocolate on my pillow at bed time, I found a meticulously placed mini crème brulee on the bed with a sheath of lavender – how very decadent. Over at The Constantia it was chocolate brownies – a different petite dessert every night.

The Last Word - Five

The rooms are huge and decadent incorporating soft autumnal and cream colours – huge baths and showers with room for all of Jacob Zuma’s wives. Kyle and I were sharing a room with an enormous open-plan bathroom, slightly awkward come shower time but no doubt ideal for honeymooners.

The Constantia is slightly bigger but still very intimate – set among tranquil gardens in Cape Town’s oldest wine valley, you’ll be spoilt for choice with some of SA’s finest vineyards and restaurants right on your doorstep.

But I think I’ve rather saved the best for last. My favourite of The Last Word collection is the newest edition – Sea Five in Camps Bay. Just 300 metres from South Africa’s most glamorous beach, the boutique hotel offers six exclusive en-suite rooms with clear, sweeping mountain and sea views.

This is a ‘beach house’ with a difference.  Every room has been individually styled through the creative collaboration of top South African interior designer, Francois Du Plessis and the Sea Five’s Italian Director Nicolò Pudel. The result is a stunning connection of the Mediterranean and southern African colour palette, an eclectic blend of the spaciousness of nature and refined luxury. The Penthouse really is quite a sight to behold, incorporating the whole of the top floor, with a huge roof terrace and balconies on every side, you won’t go wrong booking this. For me Sea Five is the jewel in the very splendid Last Word Crown.

The Last Word - Sea Five

Giant Vuvuzellas and a Wheel of Excellence

Cape Town,South Africa
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South Africa is the stage and The World Cup is the game show. In Cape Town, a giant vuvuzela has been erected on the unfinished high way at Green Point and The Wheel of Excellence is up and in good spinning order at the nearby Waterfront. A poor man’s London Eye if ever there was, but it is rather sparkling and exciting all the same. ..

If by any chance you’ve been living in a cave for the last few years and don’t yet know what a vuvuzela is, well the (not really a joke) joke goes something like this, “What’s plastic, a metre long, brightly coloured and sounds like an elephant? A vuvuzela of course.” It’s the noise-making trumpet of South African football fans and trust me, if you don’t want to go insane then you‘ll need to adopt the “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” approach. The giant vuvuzela will be blown every time a goal is scored much to the delight of local residents. Listen to it’s sound on the video below.

The desperately named Wheel of Excellence meanwhile is a fully illuminated giant Ferris wheel with 36 fully enclosed, luxury cabins which will treat visitors to a unique sightseeing opportunity – providing an eagle eye view of the V&A Waterfront, Green Point Stadium, Robben Island, Table Mountain, the City and the Paarl mountains.

Excitement across South Africa is reaching fever pitch as we welcome the World (apart from Theo Walcott)…

Sex and the Mother City

Cape Town,South Africa,Traveller's tales
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I’d just been to see Sex and the City 2 so my trip to the Taj Cape Town was exactly what I needed – a little slice of New York in the heart of the Mother City. The Taj Cape Town is opposite Parliament and the historic slave’s quarters as well as Company Gardens – our very own Central Park.

As I pulled up in the Taj’s black Range Rover, courteously sent to pick me up from Rhino Africa HQ, the doors to the magnificent buildings were flung open with such vim and alacrity by the bell boy that I knew I was in for something special. The Taj is an Indian owned chain of opulent worldwide hotels and a welcome addition to the Cape Town accommodation scene. These guys certainly know a thing or two about slick service delivery…

The lounge lobby brought back memories of Grand Central station in New York, but it’s actually the main chamber of the old South African Reserve Bank (in case you were genuinely confused), dazzlingly restored but retaining the splendid, marble columns and floors, and the lofty, domed ceiling complete with minstrel’s galleries. High tea is served here where you might like to choose from one of the twenty-four traditional, Indian teas. If you’re looking for something rather stronger than tea, then resist the temptation to reach for your secret hip flask (or is that just me?) and head for the decadence of the cigar lounge with a devilishly tempting selection of cognacs and a roaring log fire (in winter of course).

Entrance to the Taj Hotel Cape Town

This a serious hotel with 167 rooms and suites spread throughout three buildings – the old reserve bank (flag stone), the board of executives building (white) and the tower building (modern steel and glass). There’s a confusing array of rooms available which vary in size, aspect and style. You’ll either have a high-rise cityscape or a view of Table Mountain. The rooms are large and comfortable with exquisite Indian fabric designs. In the sumptuous Heritage Suites you’ll find powder-blue panelled Victorian walls, while in the more modern luxury tower rooms, you’ll find more space and rather more burnt orange and autumnal hues. All of the enormous bathrooms have been finished in exquisite, beige marble with gorgeous, art-deco mirrors. Oh, and they all have Sony Bravia flat screens which you can effortlessly hook up to your laptop through the state-of-the-art i-Bahn system.

The Taj Hotel Cape Town

There aren’t many taller high rises in Cape Town, so the higher you go, the more magnificent and uninterrupted the views. Seeing Table Mountain from the dizzying height of Presidential Suite roof terrace was certainly a moment I shan’t forget in a hurry. Not a president in sight though.  The Presidential Suite has two bedrooms, a tiny gym, a treatment room, a steam shower, a sitting room large enough for a football team, an office (which must have the best office views in Cape Town) and more of the latest Bang & Olufson gadgets than you can shake a memory stick at. It also has sole use of the breathtaking roof terrace which is pretty much a venue in itself – sun loungers, electronic shade awnings, a fire pit, a massive dining table made from half a tree and an outdoor sitting area for a party of twenty – lifestyles of the rich and the famous huh?! That’s the problem with this job, it has a tendency to make you feel rather poor. I like to think of it as aspirational though. Oh, and that reminds me to mention the Taj Club – an exclusive floor with its own private lounge and amenities for those celebrities among you that can’t bear to mingle with the ruffians in the communal bars.

Room at the Taj Hotel Cape Town

My first port of call was the Mint restaurant – a rather canny double entendre playing on minted coins and the preferred flavouring of toothpastes. This is a very cool space for all day dining. Mint leather banquets and vineyard murals, a massive glass fronted cellar and a windowed kitchen surrounded by intricate mosaics. It’s fresh, bright and modern and opens onto the beautiful St George’s Square. For a more serious meal, you have to head to the Bombay Brasserie – one of the most effortlessly stylish and intimate dining rooms I have been to – dark wooden and marble panels and original, white, marble floors are enhanced by turquoise chandeliers and peacock-embroidered arm chairs imported from India. The executive chef spent fifteen years at the Taj Mahal no less, so contemporary Indian fare doesn’t get much more authentic than this. For something a little more relaxed, just head to the Cape-colonial style of The Twankey seafood, champagne and oyster bar. And don’t forget to ask about the story behind the rather unique name.

Dining at the Taj Hotel Cape Town

With not much time to spare I stuck my nose into the well equipped techno gym and the 15m, heated indoor swimming pool (I did not stick my nose into the pool). It would have been very lovely indeed to take a plunge, but alas I was out of time – in the words of Shakespeare, ‘I wasted time and now doth time waste me’. A little dramatic, but not to worry – nothing a rejuvenating trip to the Jiva Spa can’t fix. An Ayurvedic spa presided over by a traditional Ayurvedic doctor, this is something a bit different and I shall write more when I have more time to actually experience one of the fascinating treatments – the warrior massage in particular caught my eye, but that’s probably because I have no idea what a dev nidra or a dinacharya is. So much to learn – the array of treatments here is mind blowing, but it’s worth visiting the spa for the instantly soothing atmosphere and the humble “Namaste” greeting alone.

So all in all the Taj Cape Town is a very special place indeed. A place that has certainly raised the stakes on the Cape Town accommodation scene. And don’t be surprised if you see Sarah Jessica-Parker waltzing through the lobby anytime soon…

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