A Guide To Johannesburg’s Best Restaurants | UPDATED 2019

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Whether you’re visiting or a local, we know there’s nothing worse than a bad meal. You’ve seen our blog on the best restaurants in Cape Town, so with that in mind, we have compiled a list of our favourite restaurants in Johannesburg. In order to be sure, we’ve tried them all – how could we not? – and can safely say you’re in good hands. From tantalising tapas and perfectly roasted pork to succulent seafood and delightful wine pairings, there is sure to be something for everyone. Tried and tested by us, for you, here are Johannesburg’s best restaurants!

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The Ultimate Guide: 56 Best Things to do in Cape Town

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Unfurling like a peacock tail at the tip of Africa, Cape Town dazzles with its blend of dramatic scenery and secret charms.

Travellers swoon for it, newspapers rave about it and even killer whales visit it.

As do two million people every year.

And they’ll all tell you that, from the city centre, one can be sipping world-class wine on a tranquil vineyard within thirty minutes, cavorting on a pristine beach in ten, or strolling on a mountainside in five. 

But there is something more than the stats, a certain magic, which sees the accolades roll in and the visitors always eager to return. It’s the combination of innovative restaurants, vibrant festivals, great weather, dynamic people and the feeling that anything could happen around the next corner, which all adds up to make Cape Town a special place, a different city.

And there’s a helluva lot to do. So, if you’re coming to Cape Town and you’d like to know how you can keep busy, better get a pen and a small book. This might take a while…

56 Best Things to do in Cape Town

Best activities in Cape Town

Helicopter flight overlooking Cape Town
Helicopter flight overlooking Cape Town, Image credit: Rhino Africa Safaris

1. Helicopter flights around the peninsula

Cape Town is a beautiful place to explore, but to do it from the air can be sensational. The easiest way to do this is to go to the V&A Waterfront where the steel birds take off daily. There is a range of different routes you can choose from, such as the Atlantico, Two Oceans, Robben Island and Full Peninsula. And there are different operators to choose from, although the two that we recommend are Cape Town Helicopters and NAC Helicopters.
Cost: R1,050 per person – R4,000 per person
Operating hours:  08h00 – 17h30 7 days a week

2. Zipline Tours in Hout Bay

Cape Town Ziplines is close to the CBD and easily reached on the Hop-on Hop-off City Sightseeing Bus. This is one of Africa’s longest and highest Zipline tours. The zipline is approximately 2.3km in total length, with single cables that stretch up to 500m and that soar 155m above the ground at their highest point.
Cost: The two-hour tour costs R480 per person and bookings for groups of six people or less can be done electronically via the company’s website (Saforestadventures.co.za).
Operating hours: Monday – Sunday: 09h00 (first tour departs) – 16h00 (last tour departs)

3. Tandem Paragliding in Cape Town

Paragliding activities Cape Town
Paragliding activities above Cape Town, Image credit: Cape Town Tandem Paragliding

Here’s yet another adventure in the air, and some might even say it’s the best. Tandem paragliding flights are mostly done from Signal Hill but they also occasionally take off from Lions Head inside the beautiful Table Mountain National Park. The Fly Cape Town paragliders either land in Camps Bay or Green Point after the thrilling ride down from the mountain. Just beware, it’s over much faster than you might imagine (7-20 minutes), and you’re definitely going to want to do it again.
Cost: R1150 per person per flight
Operating Hours: 07h00 – 19h00, weather permitting.

4. Learn to Surf in Muizenberg

Muizenberg is considered South Africa’s ‘best learn-to-surf beach’ due to its gentle and consistent breaks. Voted by National Geographic as ‘One of the World’s Best Surf Towns’, Muizenberg offers a great introduction to the wonderful thrill of surfing.
Cost: Gary’s Surf School charges R380 for one person for a two-hour lesson. The Surf Emporium charges R330 for one person for a one and a half hour lesson. For both, the price drops for larger groups.
Operating hours: Times change according to the tides. Contact the surf schools to arrange a time before you go.

5. Kayaking in Three Anchor Bay

Kayaking around Three Anchor Bay
Kayaking around Three Anchor Bay, Image credit: Kaskazi Kayaks

Start your day surrounded by dolphins. Kaskazi Kayaks launches its tours from a small beach in Three Anchor Bay and embarks on a 3 – 5 km journey either towards Granger Bay or Clifton Beach. A range of seabirds can be seen on the trips but it is the penguins, seals, dolphins and whales that cause the most excitement. Trips are approximately two hours long. If you have previous paddling experience they can arrange half day kayak trips too.
Cost: R350 per person
Operating hours: The first tour departs at 07h30, next one at 10h00. Arrange beforehand to ensure tours are going.

6. Shark-spotting in Gansbaai and False Bay

Cape Town is one of the best places to come face-to-face with the magnificent great white sharks. Gansbaai is home to a larger population of sharks and home of the famous ‘shark alley’. False Bay, however, is where you are more likely to see (if you are lucky) the sharks breach the water – a genuinely breathtaking sight. A general rule of thumb,  winter months can be better in False Bay while summer months is better in Gansbaai. It is best to contact the different operators and see what their sightings are like at the time you are here.
Cost: R1500 – R3000 depending on season
Operating hours: Tours leave in the early morning. Gansbaai is a two-hour journey from Cape Town and is a day trip.

7. Whale watching in Hermanus

Whale Watching in Hermanus
Whale Watching in Hermanus

Hermanus has been recognised by the WWF as one of the 12 best whale watching destinations in the world. The best time to see the whales is between July and November (when the Southern Right Whales are breeding) either on land, by boat or from the air via a scenic flight. For those with a more adventurous spirit, a guided sea kayaking trip promises to get the adrenaline going and offers a unique opportunity to watch whales and explore the magnificent coastline.
Cost: Sea Kayaking R400 per person. Whaleboat R700 per person.
Operating hours: 
The whaleboat leaves at 9h00; 12h00 and 15h00 from the New Harbour in Hermanus every day in season. The sea kayaks leave at 9h00, 11h30 and 14h00.

8. Ride a bicycle on the Sea Point Promenade

This may seem like one of our least exciting options – just a bike ride on a promenade? But it is a great way to end the day and watch the sunset from this scenic stretch of Cape Town coast. There are food vendors near the Sea Point Pavilion and the Green Point Urban park is nearby too and equally fun to explore. You can find the bicycles next to the pavilion too.
Cost: R50 an hour.
Operating hours: Open all day, closing times change with the sunset.

9. Seal snorkelling in Hout Bay

Swimming with the seals near Cape Town
Swimming with the seals near Cape Town

Animal Ocean has marine guides who are dedicated to getting you in the water with the playful Cape fur seals. Cape Fur seals occur naturally on islands around the southern African coast and are found nowhere else in the world. Duiker Island in Hout Bay is home to 10 000 seals, which, as they say, ‘brings you mask-to-whisker with playful and inquisitive wild animals in their natural habitat.’
Cost: R650 per person
Operating hours: Typically leaves in the morning and takes 3 hours.

10. Take a ride on the Hop-on Hop-off City Sightseeing Bus

This is a great way to see the city and its beautiful surrounds. The family-friendly bus offers informative audio commentary about Cape Town’s major attractions in 15 languages, with a special audio channel just for kids. Your ticket gives you access to all our bus tours in Cape Town – the Red City Tour, Blue Mini Peninsula Tour, Yellow Downtown Tour, and the Purple Wine Tour. Stops include the Waterfront, Table Mountain, Camps Bay and Constantia Winelands.
Cost: R160 for one day, R260 for two
Operating hours: Roughly 08h00 – 20h00, check the schedule to be sure.

11. Catch a cable car up iconic Table Mountain

The Cable Car up Table Mountain
The Cable Car up Table Mountain

Table Mountain is Cape Town. There’s no getting around that. Or the mountain. Just ask the commuting locals. This popular attraction and natural wonder receives almost one million visitors a year. It’s a great place to watch the sunset over the Atlantic Ocean with a glass of champagne or spend an entire day exploring. Just don’t miss the last cable car down!
Cost: One way is R125 and return is R240
Operating hours: Summer 08h00 – 21h00, Winter 08h30 – 17h30, (times vary in between seasons, check website for more).

12. Sail on a yacht in Table Bay

There are so many ways to take in this city, but on a yacht must surely be one of the most glamorous. Sail from the V&A Waterfront down the coastline to Cape Town’s famous beaches such as Clifton and Camps Bay and back. Drop anchor, have a dip and soak up the good life. Check out the website for more info.
Cost: Anything from R180 per person per hour to R300. Can include a glass of champagne. 
Operating hours: 
Goes throughout the day but sunset times are the most popular.

13. Ride a Harley along Chapmans Peak

Chapman's Peak Drive View
Chapman’s Peak Drive View, Image credit: Andre and Dominik Peter

And now we move to our most hard-core form of transport, a Harley Davidson. You can rent a bike from Cape Bike Travel, but taking chauffeured rides is also possible. And if you’re getting on a Harley, there is only one place to head to – South Africa’s most famous scenic drive, Chapman’s Peak. You’ll have dramatic cliffs on one side and a mighty ocean on the other, with a raging engine between your legs.
Cost: Bike rentals: per day R1350 – R2100, Chauffeured rides: R1600 for a half day, R2100 for full day

14. Treat yourself to High Tea at Cape Town’s finest hotels

Cape Town has an array of hotels and restaurants that offer High Tea. They are immensely popular and understandably so, you can taste teas from around the world and snack on macaroons, carrot cake, cheesecake and more. We have a blog telling you exactly where to go to find Cape Town’s Top 10 High Teas.

Cost: R145 – R295
Operating hours: Traditionally in the afternoon between 15h00 and 18hoo, although there are some morning teas on offer.

15. Ride a horse on Noordhoek Beach

Horse riding on Noordehoek Beach in Cape Town
Horse riding on Noordehoek Beach in Cape Town

Just the other side of Chapman’s Peak lies the small town of Noordhoek and its long beach, which is ideal for horse rides. The Imhoff Equestrian Centre offers three daily rides along 8km of the picturesque Noordhoek Beach. They have horses to cater for all levels of experience, even complete amateurs. Generally, there are two guides on each ride so those that just want a nice relaxing stroll can stay at the walk and the more experienced riders can have a trot and canter.
Cost: R500 per person
Operating hours: Rides take an hour and a half and leave at 09h00, 12h30 and 16h00

16. Visit Two Oceans Aquarium

This one is perfect for the kids. There is a penguin exhibit, tanks of ‘Nemos’ or clownfish, shark tanks and a popular Touch Pool. The Touch Pool is the surprising star of the show and invariably delays all visitors.
Cost: Adults R135, Kids R65
Operating hours: 09h30 – 18h00

17. Visit the penguins at Boulders beach

Penguins at Boulder's Beach, Cape Town
Penguins at Boulder’s Beach, Cape Town

Boulders Beach near Simon’s Town is home to one of Africa’s only penguin colonies. Boulders is one of the only places in the world where one can actually swim amongst penguins as they tend to explore the surrounding beaches. A popular stop for tourist buses, the penguins look awkward on land but swim like seals.
Cost: R65 Adults, R35 Children
Operating hours:   07h00 – 19h30 (Dec – Jan), 08h00 – 18h30 (Feb – Mar / Oct – Nov), 08h00 – 17h00 (Apr – Sept)

Nature Activities in Cape Town

18. Cape Point Nature Reserve

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Cape Point is one of Cape Town’s most popular attractions and one of nature’s great places. The most south-western tip of the African continent is a combination of brutal elements, history, stunning views and wildlife. Baboons, zebras and ostriches are common sights at the reserve.
Cost: Child (age 2-11): R65, Adult: R125
Operating hours: 07:30 – 18:00 Summer (October – March) – Exit by sunset
08:00 – 17:00 Winter (April – September) – Exit by sunset

19. Kirstenbosch Botanical Gardens

This ‘living museum’ is South Africa’s largest botanical garden and was established to conserve and promote the indigenous flora of southern Africa. Go for a stroll, a picnic or have lunch in one of the restaurants and get to see the wide range of gardens and plants in this 528-hectare reserve.
Cost: 
R15 – R55
Operating hours: 08hoo – 18h00 April to August, 08h00 – 19h00

Hiking Activities in Cape Town

In the Cape Peninsula, we are truly spoilt for choice when it comes to hiking. Some locals spend their entire lives exploring these mountains and never see it all. Some hikes take you to a waterfall, grotto, yellowwood grove, shipwreck or spectacular viewpoint. The routes range from challenging climbs to the top of Table Mountain to leisurely strolls among the fynbos or along city beaches, and will appeal to hikers of all levels of experience – whether aspiring ramblers or diehard adventurers. For visitors, these hikes are the most easily accessible.

20. Lions Head

A panoramic view of Cape Town from Lion's Head
A panoramic view of Cape Town from Lion’s Head

This short hike (about an hour up in general), gives a fantastic panoramic view of the city and beaches. Just a five-minute drive from the city’s centre, Lions Head is perfect for a sunrise or sunset hike. The full moon hikes are exceptionally popular too.
Cost:
Free

21. Table Mountain

If you want to skip the cable car there are a range of different routes you can take to get up top on the flat top. The most direct route is up Platteklip Gorge, which is also arguably the most challenging one. India Venster has great views of the city all the way up and then there are alternative routes up from Camps Bay and Kirstenbosch too. Just remember, what goes up must come down. Find out more about safe hikings and read a full description of Cape Town’s best hikes.
Cost: Free

22. Silvermine

A 20-minute drive from the city centre, Silvermine Nature Reserve is a popular spot for walking and hiking, as well as bird-watching, picnicking, and mountain biking. There are several short, easy-to-manage hiking trails that offer beautiful views of the landscape from False Bay to Cape Point. One such trail is the hike to Elephant’s Eye, a large cave so-named because the mountain looks like the shape of an elephant’s head and the cave the eye.
Cost: R50 for adults, R15 for children (age 1 to 11)
Operating hours: 07h00 – 19h00

Beaches in and around Cape Town

Cape Town has two glittering coastlines with a beach to suit every mood and moment. Whether you’re after beachside bars, secluded coves, big waves, safe swimming beaches,  or a romantic spot for a sunset picnic, there’s something here for you.

23. Clifton

Clifton Beach in Cape Town
Legendary Clifton Beach in Cape Town

Clifton has four beaches (Clifton 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th) with each one home to its own set of typical visitors. The beauty of Clifton is not just the bathers (but yes, the eye candy is something to behold) but its positioning. Clifton hardly receives any wind and provides a sheltered bay for the yachts and small boats. A great place to see and be seen.

24. Camps Bay

Camps Bay is near Clifton but much bigger and more of a family beach. To the right lies Glen Beach, which has the best surf in the area, and behind Camps Bay beach is a Miami-like strip of bars and restaurants ensuring that a cold drink or hot meal is never too far away.

25. Llandudno

Llandudno has it all, a beach big enough to play sports on, great waves for surfers and even a nudist beach, Sandy Bay, within walking distance. This is a bit further from town than Camps Bay and Clifton but is a popular beach with locals.

26. Muizenberg

Colourful beach houses are iconic for Muizenberg
Colourful beach houses are iconic for Muizenberg, Image credit: Stefan Schäfer

Muizenberg is well-known for its multi-coloured beach huts and is located in the scenic False Bay, on the opposite side of the Cape Peninsula to the above-mentioned beaches. It is a recognised Blue Flag beach and a favourite spot for families and aspiring surfers.

Culture and History around Cape Town

27. Robben Island

Aerial view of Robben Island with Cape Town in the background
Aerial view of Robben Island with Cape Town in the background


This former prison is also a former leper colony and is now one of Cape Town’s chief tourist attractions. Boats leave daily from the V&A Waterfront and take visitors back in time to the days of the Apartheid regime. Guides, many former prisoners themselves, give you an inside look at the lives of prisoners, the most famous among them none other than Nelson Mandela.
Cost: R300
Operating hours: 
Ferries depart at 9am, 10am, 11am, 1pm, 2pm and 3pm and each tour takes approximately 3.5 hours including the boat trip there and back. Please be sure to be there 30 minutes prior to the departure time, with the gates closing 10 minutes prior to departure.

28. District Six Museum

District six was a suburb of Cape Town that was originally established as a mixed community of freed slaves, merchants, artisans, labourers and immigrants. In 1966, it was declared a white area and 60,000 people were forcibly removed. The museum looks back at those tragic days and remembers a place that was so vibrant that numerous books, plays and musicals have since been written about it.
Cost: R30 entrance, R45 for a guided tour.
Operating hours: Monday to Saturday 09h00 – 16h00

29. Bo-Kaap

The colourful houses of the Bo Kaap, Cape Town
The colourful houses of the Bo Kaap, Cape Town, Image credit: K. Newman

Just a short walk from the city centre at the base of Signal Hill, the Bo-Kaap is a colourful array of tightly packed houses and the spiritual home of the Cape’s Muslim community. Many of the residents are descendants of slaves from Malaysia, Indonesia and various African countries. The best place to discover the history of the area is the quaint Bo-Kaap Museum, or for more excitement take a cooking class with the locals.
Cost: Museum R20, Cooking Classes R700
Operating hours: Museum- Mondays to Saturdays from 10h00 to 17h00, Cooking Class 10h30

30. Iziko South African Museum
The South African Museum houses more than one and a half million specimens of scientific importance. The collections range from fossils almost 700-million years old to stone tools made by people 120,000 years ago to contemporary photographic exhibitions.
Cost: R30
Operating hours: Daily from 10h00 to 17h00

31. South African National Gallery
South Africa’s premier art museum houses outstanding collections of South African, African, British, French, Dutch and Flemish art. Selections from the Permanent Collection change regularly to enable the museum to have a full programme of temporary exhibitions of paintings, works on paper, photography, sculpture, beadwork, textiles and architecture. The National Gallery can be found near the South African Museum in the Company Gardens.
Cost: R30
Operating hours: Daily from 10h00 to 17h00

The Arts around Cape Town

32. Summer Concerts at Kirstenbosch

Enjoy a concert at Kirstenbosch Botanical Gardens
Enjoy a concert at Kirstenbosch Botanical Gardens, Image credit: The Inside Guide

This has got to be the best way to see off the weekend in Cape Town’s summer months. Set against the back of Table Mountain in Kirstenbosch‘s natural amphitheatre, the summer concerts here are a lovely, family-friendly event held every Sunday. Local musicians and the occasional international act perform as the sun goes down in one the world’s prettiest venues.
Cost: R100 – R175
Operating hours: Gates open at 16h00. Concerts start between 17h15 and 17h30 and end by 19h00.

33. First Thursdays

On the evening of the first Thursday of every month, the art galleries around Bree Street in the CBD open its doors to the public. What started out as a small project has exploded into a massive event for the young and the old and has morphed into one of Cape Town’s best nights out.
Cost: Free
Operating hours:
Galleries are open 17h00 – 21h00

34. The Galileo Open Air Cinema

It’s like a drive-in cinema but with deck chairs. And blankets and pillows and stars. There are more than ten different venues The Galileo operates at, the prerequisite seems to be a flat open space in a stunning setting. Wine farms, botanical gardens and rooftops are your standard venues where they show classic movies to snuggling couples and friends.
Cost: R79 – R149
Operating hours: Tuesday – Saturday, doors open at 18h00, movie start around 20h00

35. Watch jazz at the Crypt

The Crypt is worth a visit for Jazz lovers
Photo courtesy of the Crypt Jazz Bar

The Crypt is the place to see Cape Town’s best jazz musicians perform in an intimate and very unique setting. In the actual crypt of St. George’s Cathedral, jazz bands stand in the corner and belt out their music to tables of wining and dining patrons. It’s a fun experience, but just make sure you don’t sit behind one of the pillars. There are more jazz bars to choose from, check out this blog to see the rest.
Cost: R85 most nights
Operating hours: 20h00 – 23h00

36. Go to the Theatre.

Cape Town has a rich theatre history with plays, productions and musicals appearing across the city at places such as the Artscape Theatre, Baxter Theatre, Athol Fugard Theatre, Theatre on the Bay and Kalk Bay Theatre. Visit their websites to find out what is showing and when.
Cost: Anything from R50 – R400
Operating hours: Shows normally start between 19hoo and 20h00

The Cape Winelands

The Western Cape has over 3,000 primary wine producers on a hundred thousand hectares and produces over a billion gross litres of wine a year. That’s a fair amount of wine. And it’s bloody good. In fact, South African wines are considered some of the best in the world and the vineyards, at the base of towering mountains in fertile valleys, are absolutely stunning. Many people come here just for the wine farms, and they invariably keep coming back. These are our four most recognised wine routes.

37. Franschhoek 

Vineyards and mountains of Franschhoek
Vineyards and mountains of Franschhoek, Image credit: La Petite Ferme

The Franschhoek Valley is a spectacularly beautiful wine route. With many of the wine farms sharing a French Huguenot heritage, expect to find overwhelming French influence here and not surprisingly a Champagne-inspired sparkling win sub-route, the “Cap Classique Route”. The quaint village of Franschhoek is home to art galleries, antique shops, restaurants and boutique hotels. Of the wine farms, we particularly like Babylonstoren, Moreson and Rickety Bridge. There is also the Franschhoek Wine Tram, which is a hop-on-hop-off tour of the wine farms.

38. Constantia

The Constantia Valley is the closest wine route to the city, and no more than 30 minutes away. This region is home to both the country’s oldest established wine farms and some of the newest. Constantia wines are largely cool climate offerings, so look out for world class Sauvignon Blancs, wonderful reds and infamous sweet wine offerings. Popular wine farms here are Groot Constantia, Buitenverwachting and Constantia Glen.

39. Stellenbosch

Delaire Graff in Stellenbosch, near Cape Town
Delaire Graff in Stellenbosch, near Cape Town, Image credit: Delaire Graff Wine Estate

Stellenbosch is considered the home of South African wine and boasts more than 150 tasting rooms. Connoisseurs and novice wine-drinkers are equally welcome, where they can sample award-winning wines, relax and enjoy the breathtaking Winelands. Delairre Graff, Waterford and Tokara are just a few on the incredibly long list of wine farms worth visiting.

40. Durbanville

A short drive north of the city will quickly have you in the Durbanville Valley. Most of the wine estates here offer wonderful dining in addition to their fabulous wines and many with spectacular views back towards Table Mountain. Durbanville Hills, Hillcrest Estate and Nitida are our favourites.

Markets in Cape Town

Cape Town is market mad. Every weekend, there are farmers’ markets, food markets, craft markets, night markets, organic markets and community markets all over town. And then there are the midweek ones too. In fact, you could have a market tour and eat at a different one every day if you wished. These are the best of the lot.

41. Cape Point Vineyards

Sunset view at the Cape Point Vineyard's Market
Sunset view at the Cape Point Vineyard’s Market, Image credit: Cape Point Vineyard

Just look at it. It has one of the best sunset views in Cape Town in a city brimming with options. This is a popular one with families where visitors can choose from a wide variety of food stalls and sample wines from the Cape Point Vineyards.

42. Bay Harbour Market

This weekend market (open Friday evenings, and Saturday and Sunday 09h30 – 16h00) in Hout Bay is relatively new on the scene but is already a firm favourite. You can check out the clothes, records and crafts on offer and try out their popular vegan and vegetarian meals or just stick with the sushi and pizza. Live musical performances give this market a very festive atmosphere.

43. City Bowl Market

Every Thursday evening, the City Bowl Market opens its doors on Hope Street in Gardens. We would know, this is directly opposite from our offices and every week Rhino Africans can be spotted out here trying the blue cheese and pear empanadas or happy hour cocktails. With live music and a social atmosphere, this little market is a popular weeknight outing.  

44. Old Biscuit Mill Market

Every Saturday morning, people flock to the ‘vibrant, warm-hearted little village in the heart of Woodstock.’ The market features over 100 specialty traders, creating a weekly platform for local farmers, fine-food purveyors, organic merchants, bakers and distributors, grocers, mongers, butchers, artisan producers, celebrated local chefs, and micro enterprises.

45. Oranjezicht City Farm Market in Granger Bay

Oranjezicht City Farm Market's Organic Stand
Oranjezicht City Farm Market’s Organic Stand, Image credit: Coco Van Oppens

Another popular Saturday market, this one takes place next to the V&A Waterfront in Granger Bay. A great spot for breakfast or brunch, the market is a place where customers can do weekly food shopping (veg, fruit, bread, organic dairy, free-range eggs, honey, muesli etc), try out some delicious cooked and raw foods and be inspired about helping to build an alternative food system. It’s not a bad place for an ice cream either.

Best Lunch with a view

Cape Town has a long and growing list of world-class restaurants. And we’ll get to our gourmet and fine-dining options in a moment, but the places below are not exactly that. These are places to pop in for lunch after a morning beach session or hike. They’re not recommended for their menus (although they’re good), they’re suggested for their ocean views and casual atmosphere.

46. The Roundhouse

Rumbullion lawns for meals in Cape Town
Rumbullion lawns for meals in Cape Town, Image credit: The Rumbullion

This old guardhouse is nestled in the glens of Table Mountain above Camps Bay. Since 1786, the building has also functioned as a hotel, dance hall and, most famously, Lord Charles Somerset’s hunting lodge. The outside dining area at The Roundhouse, The Rumbullion, offers guests a tapas-style menu and the chance to unwind in the sun on the lush lawns.

47. Brass Bell

You cannot get closer to the water than the Brass Bell. Waves crash into the rocks a stone’s throw away and splash up to give patrons a refreshing ocean spray while enjoying pizzas, burgers and beers. Located in the trendy harbor town of Kalk Bay, the Brass Bell is a restaurant/pub with a view. But what a view!
Top tip: For a more elegant experience, head round the corner to the celebrated Harbour House.

48. The Bungalow

Lunch with a view at Bungalows, Cape Town
Lunch with a view at Bungalows, Cape Town, Image credit: The Bungalow

Wonderfully placed between the popular beaches of Camps Bay and Clifton, the Bungalow is a place where sand and sequins mix. Bare feet and bubbles is the order of the day here. The uninterrupted Atlantic Ocean views are the main attraction, with the wine and food a very welcome accompaniment.

49. The Lookout Deck

The Lookout Deck is a seafood restaurant situated on the water’s edge in Hout Bay harbour. The restaurant boasts breathtaking mountain and ocean views serving excellent sushi and freshly caught fish in this old fishing village.
Top tip: There are a couple of restaurants on Hout Bay beach that offer similar experiences, Chapman’s Peak Hotel and Dunes are the best options.

50. The Grand

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One of Cape Town’s best. The Grand is THE popular summer spot next to the V&A Waterfront, “Where the grand-chic meets retro-romance, fit for the worldly traveller and diner”. They serve great cocktails and massive pizzas, but the first thing you’re going to want to do there is get your toes in that sand.

51. Die Strandloper

Now, this is a somewhat different option. Die Strandloper is a casual open-air restaurant located just over an hour from Cape Town and lunch is an all-day affair. Starting at midday and going until early evening, Die Strandloper offers a seafood extravaganza where guests eat about 10 courses from mussels through to crayfish. Don’t worry, you can walk it off between courses on the beach. 

Restaurants and Nightlife in Cape Town

So you’ve done your crazy activity for the day, you even managed to take in lunch with a view, a small hike and a soul-stirring sunset afterwards, and now it’s time to go out and have a good time. But where to go?

Cape Town recently topped the Conde Nast Traveler list of Best Food Cities in the World. I know, I know, what can’t we do? There are some celebrated fine-dining restaurants such as the Test Kitchen and Pot Luck Club, but for those of us who don’t have time for a six-month waiting list we simplified the options into regions of the city. We limited this list to places within easy reach of the city centre for those visiting Cape Town.

52. Bree Street

The bustling Bree street at The Arcade, Cape Town
The bustling Bree street at The Arcade, Cape Town, Image credit: The Arcade

This, in 2016, is Cape Town’s most lively and popular street. Host to the already-mentioned First Thursdays and its very own festival, Bree Street is a long street of chic restaurants and bars vying for your attention. Chef’s Warehouse is an award-winning tapas restaurant, Charango is a Peruvian grill and bar with  a menu dedicated to Peruvian-Japanese fusion, or Nikkei cuisine. And Bocca is an enjoyable pizza and wine restaurant.
For drinking, Hanks is a moody whisky bar with booths to relax in and the occassional DJ to lift the spirits. Publik (not technically on Bree, but very close) is a fantastic neighbourhood wine bar with a focus on the more unusual and interesting wines available. And then towards the top of Bree is Orphanage, a cocktail emporium that is ‘a specialist club of artisan cocktails, elixir’s & intoxications.’

53. Long street

This iconic street might be a little rough around the edges, especially as the night wears on, but there are still some great restaurants and bars to check out. A good option is Fork, Cape Town’s best tapas restaurant with a creative offering of small plates. Further up Long Street is Mama Africa, a fun and vibrant restaurant that offers a truly African experience with iconic dishes and a lively bar. A great place for an evening cocktail is the Grand Daddy Hotel rooftop bar, the world’s only designer rooftop caravan park.  

54. Kloof Street

The younger more hip cousin, Kloof Street connects at the top of Long Street and continues up the mountain. Bacini’s is loved for its stellar pizzas while Jerry’s (just off Kloof) is loved for its tasty burgers. For a more sophisticated experience, check out Kloof Street House. Set in a Victorian house with a fairy-lit garden, Kloof Street House is a romantic option with an array of delicious meals and live jazz on Sundays.

55. V&A Waterfront

V&A Waterfront in the light of a pink sunset
V&A Waterfront in the light of a pink sunset

The Victoria & Alfred Waterfront is a posh wharf turned shopping area with upscale stores, cafés, restaurants, and bars. Willoughby & Co. is regarded as one of the best seafood restaurants in the city. Den Anker combines Belgian beer with fresh, seasonal dishes like just-caught crayfish or shrimps flown in from Europe. Alternatively, pay a visit to the nearby Cape Grace where you’ll find the Signal Restaurant and the Bascule Whiskey Bar, Cape Town’s premier whisky bar.

56. De Waterkant

In the shadow of the Cape Town stadium, De Waterkant has a nice collection of bars and restaurants to choose from. El Burro is one of Cape Town’s best Mexican restaurants, with an accompanying tequila bar to kickstart a night out. Hussar Grill, near the Mouille Point Lighthouse is considered by many to be Cape Town’s best steak restaurant. The Piano Bar is a New York-inspired music revue bar and eatery with a strong African flavour.

Bonus tip: 57. Vibescout

After all this, if you’re still stuck for what to do in Cape Town, check out Vibescout, a local Cape Town startup and gig guide that provides an online entertainment guide for events happening all over the city. You can get tips on where to find authentic local experiences such as food markets, art exhibitions, nightlife, live music events and much more, happening that day near you.

Experience Cape Town : there’s so much to see and do!

And that’s Cape Town in a nutshell. As you might be able to tell, one week is not nearly enough for all the things you can see or do. And we haven’t even mentioned the plethora of weekend getaways within easy reach of the city.

If you’d like to come to Cape Town, contact one of our consultants to find out exactly how you can do that. The Mother City awaits…

A Day in Simon’s Town – Submarines, Sharks & Seafood…

Cape Town
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Ships Ahoy!

We spent a Sunday in the naval seaside town of Simon’s Town, to take a look around and enjoy some good ol’ fish ‘n chips at the harbour. Capetonians often forget Simon’s Town even exists since it’s such a far drive from the city centre. But it’s worth the drive – and it’s a pretty coastal drive at that – and for tourists it offers a whole new view of this complex and diverse city.

Here’s how we recommend you spend a day out in this seaside town:

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Where To Eat

We dined at Bertha’s Restaurant which has the prime location on the water’s edge, overlooking the harbour jetty and ocean with its bobbing boats, kayaks coming in and out and sea gulls mulling up in the air, hopefully eyeing our fish and chips. We had the delicious Bertha’s seafood platter, with prawns, linefish, mussels, deep-fried calamari and chips. There’s nothing greater on a sunny day than enjoying fresh seafood by the seaside, wine in hand. The service was great, our waiter bubbly and helpful and the traditional Xhosa choir serenading us alongside the waterfront was a nice touch. It’s a great day-out for the family, couples and friends in a casual, vibrant setting.

berthas

Contact: Wharf St, Simon’s Town. Tel +27 21 786 2138

Bertha’s has the best location as far as we’re concerned, but there are other great restaurants in town or nearby, such as Just Sushi, The Black Marlin (021 786 1621) and Boulders Beach Restaurant (021 786 1758).

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What To Do

  • Visit the Penguins at Boulders BeachBoulders is a small beach and home to a breeding colony for the endangered African Penguin.
  • Go white shark cage diving – If it’s your thing… Based in Simon’s Town, Shark Explorers offers various tours, including opportunities to see and dive with great whites, blue and mako sharks, and broadnose sevengill sharks. Spot pelagic birds like the Albatross and dive with Cape fur seals. Tel + 27 (0)82 564 1904, info@sharkexplorers.com.
  • Take the kids to Scratch Patch – Let them run wild and collect polished gemstones to take home. Dido Valley, tel + 27 (0)21 786 2020.
  • Go on a boat trip – Venture into the ocean to spot whales and dolphins. Visit Seal Island, with its more than 75,000 Cape Fur Seals. Look out for Great White Sharks. The Seal Island Cruise departs daily. Tel + 27 (0) 83 257 7760. Adults cost: R350; Under 12s R200.
  • Rent a bicycle! – Ride around this scenic naval town and harbour on two wheels. You can rent bicycles or scooters. Enquire at the Biltong Shop, downstairs at Jubilee Square . Tel + 27 (0) 82 442 7201.
  • Stroll around – Amble the quiet streets, popping in at the boutiques, ice-cream shops, book stores, vintage clothing stores and head to the harbour, with its yachts and boats surrounding the jetty. It’s a lot of fun and less busy than the more touristy V&A Waterfront near the CBD. Bring the camera.
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Amble down Simonstown’s main road, known as ‘The Historical Mile’, past the vintage clothing stores and ice-cream parlours.

Visit the South African Naval Museum

The SA Navy Museum is in the original three-storey Dockyard Magazine/Storehouse in Simon’s Town. The collection is continuously added to and includes paraphernalia such as ship and submarine models, a life-size ship’s bridge, torpedoes, diving equipment, Naval craft, guns and uniforms, and portraits of Naval personnel. Visit: Daily 10:00 – 16:00 except Good Friday, Christmas Day and New Year’s Day.


Did You Know: Cape Town is the only place in the world you can reliably dive with broadnose sevengill sharks.

See the Submarine

Visit the Assegaai Submarine Museum, at the Naval Dockyard – access is by a scheduled bus service from the station; pick-up point at Jubilee Square (113 St Georges Street). The submarine is one of about five of its kind in the Southern hemisphere and the first in Africa. If you’ve never been on a submarine before, this is a great opportunity to. Tours are conducted by experienced guides who explain life aboard, how the boat was run and how the systems work.

  • Tel + 27 (0) 21 786 5243, info@hgtstours.com
  • Open: 6 days/week (closed Tuesdays). Tours from 10:00 – 15:30 (on the hour and half hour); last tour starts at 14:30. Tours are 50 minutes; groups limited to 10-12 people.
  • Cost: R40/person (R20 for under 12s) – includes bus fare.

Jubilee Square
Now this is a dog with an interesting history… Just Nuisance was the only dog ever to be officially enlisted in the Royal Navy. He was a Great Dane who from 1939 – 1944 served at HMS Afrikander, a Royal Navy shore establishment in Simon’s Town. He died in 1944, age 7, and was buried with full military honours. Visit his statue in Jubilee Square.

Where To Stay

For our recommended accommodation in the False Bay area, click here. These properties let you enjoy and explore the warm waters of the beaches of Simon’s Town, Fish Hoek, Muizenberg and Kalk Bay this side of Cape Town.


24 Hrs Dining at The One&Only Hotel

Cape Town
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From the minute you enter the doors of the One&Only Hotel in Cape Town, you realise two things. One. You will be eating a lot. Two. You will still find space for more.

Besides the complimentary treats in your hotel room and the tidbits in corners like the Spa relaxation room, there’s the decadent Afternoon Tea as well as four superb restaurants on site. I spent a night with a friend and we wined and dined at three.

Complimentary Treats
Complimentary treats in your room

What’s On Offer

  • Japanese Nobu – Read the review below
  • Local flavoured Reuben’s – Read the review below
  • Isola – This more casual, contemporary restaurant next to the pool on the island offers island and classic Italian cuisine, including wood-fired pizza, seafood and local game. The One&Only is the only city centre hotel set on a private island.
  • Vista Bar & Lounge – We enjoyed sundowners and Afternoon Tea here in the centre of the hotel lobby with panoramic views of Table Mountain through floor-to-ceiling glass.

The One&Only Hotel in Cape Town is on a private quay in the famous V&A Waterfront, which is a working harbour and marina in Cape Town at the foot of Table Mountain. Watch our video of the V&A Waterfront here.

High Tea
Let them eat cake! Afternoon tea is quite the affair.

Nobu – Turning Japanese

Madonna has been quoted saying, “You can tell how much fun a city will be if Nobu has a restaurant in it.” Nobu touts itself as “the world’s most recognised Japanese restaurant, known for its innovative new style cuisine paired with a hip crowd and celebrity following”.

And they’re not blowing smoke. P Diddy, Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake are big fans and Robert de Niro is even one of the partners in the New York Nobu.

Nobu dinner in the making

Nobu, from Japanese master-chef Nobuyuki Matsuhisa, is the first of its kind in Africa. If you find yourself in Cape Town, it’d be a travesty not to book a table here.

It was a Thursday evening and we were greeted at Nobu by a row of male models and a talent scout sitting at the upstairs bar; not people you really want to sit near to when the only thing on your mind is chopsticking as much into your mouth as possible. So we took a table in the downstairs area of the two-storey restaurant, near the sushi bar.

The restaurant’s high ceiling gives it a roomy feel, but the decor is not my style. It’s dark, adding intimacy to the atmosphere but you expect Count Dracula to fly out of the woodwork. The giant orange lights on the ceiling look like scales on a dinosaur’s back. Kitsch even in prehistoric times. Luckily, the food is amazing and the service good.

The Nobu Sushi Bar

Drinks

The way to start a Japanese dinner is with Sake. We sipped on a Japanese Margarita (Chili Infused Sake, Takara Shochu, Cointreau, lime juice and honey syrup) and a Saketini (Grey Goose & Hokusetsu Sake, Takara Plum Wine, Cointreau & cranberry juice), followed by Nobu Mojitos (Utkins White Organic Rum, Grand Marnier, lime juice, mint and gomme).

The world starts to get hazy after just one of these drinks. But a beautiful hazy, a let’s-strip-and-run-into-the-moat sort of hazy. There are also several wines on offer, by the bottle or glass. Be sure to eat up.

There are several wines on offer

Food

We ordered the Bento Box, a three course laquered black box with small portions of various dishes in separate compartments. While naive to its wonders at first, I’m fully sold on the Bento now. It’s a unique experience – sitting with friends, sharing different dishes together. It’s unifying and makes for a great dining experience. Unless you’re sharing with someone like me who finishes the chicken teriyaki before anyone else can have a stab and leaves only the, well, leaves.

The Winter Bento Box includes tuna sashimi salad, assorted sushi roll, Nobu sashimi jalapeno, white fish tempura, nasu miso and chicken teriyaki. You can watch the chefs creating the dishes by the sushi bar and pull up a chair and eat right there where the magic happens. There are many other dishes on offer that looked equally good – I’ll have to go back, I guess.

Dessert. Chocolate santandagi with almond ice cream and caramelised pistachio; berry soup and fruit with ginger and mint sorbet; and a suntory whiskey cappuccino. How do the likes of Madonna and Paris Hilton stay so scrawny?


Reuben’s

We dined at Reuben’s for both breakfast and lunch. The decor at Reuben’s is not much better than Nobu’s in my opinion, but it does have a warm, spacious feel about it. You might have heard about Reuben’s (from Chef Reuben Riffel) in the Cape Winelands village of Franschhoek. It offers something quite different and Provençal-esque, but city folk have the advantage of dining at this popular favourite too now on the grounds of the One&Only Hotel.

Breakfast at Reuben's

Breakfast at Reuben's

Reuben was offered the restaurant space after Gordon Ramsay’s Maze closed (failed) and hotel management decided to add a local flavour to the hotel. Reuben calls the restaurant “rustic in style, but the focus is on freshness. The menu is seasonal and all produce is sourced locally.” Emphasis is on simplicity and natural taste.

I recommend sitting outside if the weather is good. Breakfast is a buffet of almost everything you can think of – from cheese platters to oysters. Lunch we enjoyed outside, looking out over the moat that wraps around the hotel, the island in the near distance, connected to the hotel by a bridge, and Table Mountain towering above behind the city.

It’s easy to love Cape Town…

Lunch at Reubens, One&Only

We ordered salads – considering the mass of food already ingested, and washed it down with an ice cold Bombay Sapphire G&T. There’s an entire wall of wine bottles, so you’re bound to find something that suits your fancy.

I polished off the Cobb Salad (with shrimp, prawn, avocado, pancetta, red onion, egg, olive, croutons and tomato confit), while my dining partner opted for Reuben’s Caesar Crunch Salad (with Elgin chicken, butter lettuce, Spanish anchovy, ciabatta, poached hens egg and shaved Parmesan). Both were infallible, delicious and light.

Lunch at Reubens, One&Only

Verdict

With its great views from outside, Reuben’s lets you feel miles away from the city centre. If I had to throw it and Nobu in the ring, they’d trump with different punches. Nobu for sushi lovers and Reuben’s for everything else; Nobu for more evening intimacy – and male models – and Reuben’s for something more relaxed in the daytime.

Either way, the One&Only Hotel has everything you need when it comes to food and drink – it’s even down the road from takeaway fish and chips shops and pubs in the V&A Waterfront.


>> To visit the One&Only Hotel and dine at its restaurants, or to book your own tailor-made itinerary to the Mother City, contact one of our expert travel consultants.

>> For more Cape Town Restaurant reviews by our Hornygrazer, visit our website. Take a look at more photos of the hotel on the Rhino Africa Facebook Page.

>> Been to the One&Only and dined at one of its restaurants? Comment below and tell us what you thought!

Maria’s on Dunkley – The Horny Grazer goes Greek

Cape Town,General
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The Horny Grazer Review

Four Rhino Rating

“You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.”

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis said this to decorator Billy Baldwin as she welcomed him to the island of Skorpios. Several years earlier she had married a Greek shipping magnate – Aristotle Onassis. It’s not in the Greek custom to pretend. Have you noticed? They say it as it is.

I think that’s what Jackie was saying – you better like this, Baldwin, because Greek food is excellent and you better not pretend you do. I could be wrong, but Jackie’s not around for me to ask. Either way, eating at Maria’s, a Greek restaurant in Cape Town, no pretending is needed.

Maria's on Dunkley
Dunkley Square is a little city haven
Greek for lunch
Lunch with Maria

Since our Rhino Africa offices are a minute walk away, we find ourselves at Maria’s very often. Walk past and you’ll probably spot a Rhino African there at lunch time at one of the outside tables under the trees or at night with fairy lights adding a dreamy Midsummer Night’s feel.

There’s something very European about Dunkley Square. Tucked away between buildings on the outskirts of the city centre, Dunkley is like a mini version of Greece’s Syntagma Square.

Video Man
Video Man

The only way to start a dining experience here is with the mezés. We like to order a different one each and share and sample the lot. The mucver (courgettes, feta and onion balls) is Ross’ favourite, while Craig’s pick is the keftedes (fried meat balls) and mine the spanakopita (phyllo pastry filled with feta cheese). Ryan’s favourite is the beer.

Other options include dolmades, calamata olives, pita breads and dips with humus and tzatziki, tiropitakia, stuffed calamari, fresh west coast mussels, and fried halloumi.

Dessert and all
Wining and dining
Nothing like a lunchtime beer...
Nothing like a lunch time beer...

I’ve never been to Paros or Mykonos but having been to Maria’s I think I might like it. The wine is served in little glasses, not wine glasses – very Greek – and there is a range of beers on offer, including &Union Steph Weiss, Darling Slow Beer or Bonecrusher, Jack Black, Peroni and more.

Inside is a very intimate affair. Tables are close together and Greek music plays over the hum of voices and cutlery. It’s quite casual yet charming, with mellow waiters and chalkboard menus hanging on the walls. You can also sit upstairs where there is another room and bar counter.

Lunch, anyone?
Greek mucver pitas, anyone?
Greek chicken mayo pita and chips
Best pitas in town

For bigger meals, the pita breads are great, with chicken, lamb and vegetable options, as well as the vegetable or lamb moussaka, Patagonian calamari, slow roasted Greek lamb – with tzatziki in a pita or burger, free range chicken mayo salad, hake in beer batter and various specials of the day. The food is great and prices, well, I’ve seen worse.

It’s best you frequent Maria’s when not in a rush. Firstly, so you can savour as many of the mezés as possible and still fit in a mains, and vino. Secondly, because Maria’s is a great place to chill, under the trees is my favourite. Thirdly, because the waiters are, well, quite laid back. Let’s just say Greek time is not so different from African time.

All in all, this is a great place to go for Greek food in Cape Town and perfect for just about any occasion – business, pleasure, birthdays, dates. Just don’t break your plates here – it’s not that type of Greek restaurant.

Maria and her pets
Maria's attracts a diverse crowd

Contact:

Maria’s Cafe
31 Barnett Street, Dunkley Square, Gardens
Cape Town

021 461 3333

Makaron Restaurant at Majeka House in Stellenbosch

Cape Winelands,General
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The Horny Grazer Review
Five Rhino Rating

Floating on the heady prospect of a two week holiday, Daisy (my emasculated Jeep), Mark (my emasculated friend who kindly agreed to accompany me for the night) and I set off with the sort of vim that only a road trip to the Cape Winelands can muster.

It’s important to plan any trip to the winelands so as to arrive in time for the first tastings of the day. This is important for four reasons.

Firstly, if you’re thirsty like me, you will not have to wait for your wine.

Secondly your sommelier will not yet have exhausted his bonhomie and enthusiasm for amateur musings on the subject of tannins and terroir and will indulge the insights of your eager palate.

Thirdly, the human palate is at its most acute in the morning. I do hope there is some authority to back me up here, otherwise this will seem like a thinly veiled attempt to justify a tipple before noon. When not in the winelands one really should try and hold out until midday. Except of course on weekends and public holidays. And bad days.

Finally, you’ll be able to fit in as many wine estates as possible on your road trip.

On this particular occasion we were headed for the recently renovated Majeka House. A five star boutique hotel in Stellenbosch. With 22 rooms it achieves the Goldilocks balance between intimacy, service and facilities.

The Makaron restaurant and M-Lounge at Majeka won the Eat Out 2011 Boschendal Style Award and it’s easy to see why. Eclectic design combines modern and classical in ways that only the bravest of interior designers or most deluded of drag queens would imagine possible. But it works. A dark-leather, tufted Chesterfield sits cheek by jowl with a grand piano, an illuminated blue bar, golden pigs, a faux library and a model ship. The M-Lounge is the ideal spot for a pre-prandial margarita and a few wasabi nuts.

Across the hall is the Makaron restaurant which is an altogether less cluttered space incorporating lots of light wood and pastel colours. It’s a spectacular space which certainly enhances the sense of occasion. There’s also a gorgeous terrace for an al fresco lunch.

While the food itself was sensational, it was the presentation that really impressed. The attention to detail on the plating was magnificent with full marks for imagination and originality. The team must have spent an age sourcing the crockery and cutlery – from the ornate fine bone china to the modern interpretation of a tagine dish. Each vessel would be quite at home in the Tate Modern.

Novelty hot towels however would not go down so well in the Tate. I do hope they go out of fashion soon. You know those ones that start out as an innocent looking mint (this is the first flaw – if you eat it you will die) and which, with the cunning addition of hot water ‘magically’ expand into a teeny, tiny hot towel with all the absorptive enthusiasm of a maxi-pad?

Anyhow, where was I? Ah yes – the a la carte menu is excellent – each dish has an optional pairing of a wine or an artisanal beer from various local microbreweries. A rather novel pairing concept which allows you to mix and match as you go. Personally I find beer too filling with a large meal.

Chef Tanja Kruger is a talented winner of the Chaine de Rotisseurs Young Chef of the Year 2008, and a member of the South African Culinary Olympic Team. She moved to De Huguenot Restaurant early in 2011 from Hunter’s Country House in Plettenberg Bay, having previously worked at Lanzerac, the Radisson Hotel and Five Flies.

The highlight of my meal was the garden pea risotto with garlic froth and a smoked olive tapenade (this will set you back R80 and is recommended with a Dalla Cia Sauvignon Blanc ’10 at R36 or a Birkenhead Pilsener at R21). This is a starter that will gently rock your world.

The peppered beef carpaccio with parmesan mousse and a garden fennel salad was magnificent with a Morgenster ‘Caruso’ Rosé ’10. Mark had the duck confit, seared foie gras and a black berry vinaigrette served on a warm salad for R55 with a Johnny Gold Weiss Beer (R28). Taste bud tantalisingly soft and creamy foie gras. Part of the secret here is the fresh produce, much of which is grown on the property.

Pick of the main courses was Mark’s Asian pork belly (it’s odd that I have a friend with an Asian pork belly – very embarrassing by the poolside but beggars can’t be choosers) with scallops, pickled radish cucumber salad and a honey jus (R180). A work of art and seriously delicious. Recommended with a Middelvlei ‘Free Run’ Pinotage ’10 for R39 a glass. My duck egg ravioli with young artichoke, white asparagus and truffle (R95) was beautifully textured and delicate if a little light on flavour in comparison to the pork.

For pudding I went for the Valrhona chocolate tart with naartjie pears and grapefruit sorbet (R80). This was served with a fantastic Signal Hill ‘Straw Wine’ ’01 which I highly recommend. This was the only course I would have any real criticism about – the chocolate flavour was bang on, but the tart was a little undercooked and for me the cold grapefruit combination was as unnatural as a day without wine.

After dinner, you might want to head back to the M-Lounge, or better still, get stuck in to the cigars, Cognac and Armagnac in the glassed off cigar lounge before a short stumble back to your room (stay over if you can – definitely worth it).

I didn’t really know what to expect at Makaron but I can confidently say it was one of the best dining experiences I have had in South Africa. It needs a little time mature, but all the organic ingredients are in place. Slick service and one of those menus where every dish is an enticing contender. I’d be very surprised if it doesn’t find itself in the Top 20 for 2012.

Makaron Restaurant at Majeka House
26-32 Houtkapper Street, Paradyskloof,
Stellenbosch, 7600 Western Cape
Email: info@makaronrestaurant.co.za
Tel: +27 21 880 1549 | Fax: +27 21 880 1550

French Toast Wine & Tapas Bar

Cape Town,General
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The Horny Grazer Review

Four Rhino Rating

I drink champagne when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty. ~ Madame Lilly Bollinger

South Africans do love their wine and with good reason. The Cape Winelands is home to arguably some of the best wines in the southern hemisphere! From chocolate pinotages to buttery chardonnays and super crisp sauvignon blancs, there is something for just about every palate.

French Toast Wine & Tapas Bar

French Toast Wine & Tapas Bar is a wonderful French-style wine bar in the heart of Cape Town  just shy of a year old and already becoming a firm favourite with the Cape Town set. Until a few months ago I was completely unaware that this little gem existed. One rather miserable winter’s day in Cape Town, severely congested traffic and a hankering for a great glass of red wine was all it took. My friend suggested we meet at French Toast and the rest is history!

French Toast Wine & Tapas Bar

French Toast Wine & Tapas Bar is the brainchild of John Harrison and Karin Visser and is located high on Bree Street in an old, two -level converted warehouse outfitted with plush leather couches, crisp linens and floor to ceiling windows. Despite the industrial feel the atmosphere is warm and welcoming, as is the service. Both ground and upper floors boast fireplaces, an absolute treat in winter, and large doors and windows that open up in summer to let in a cool breeze. A versatile venue with great attention to detail.

But the best is yet to come! French Toast offers more than 80 different local and international wines by bottle or by glass as they employ a preservation system called Le Verre de Vin, which reseals wines by removing any oxygen from the bottle. They also offer wine flights which consist of three 50ml glasses of wines selected to compare countries, regions, cultivars and vintages.

French Toast Wine & Tapas Bar

And what could be better to accompany this selection of fine wines than a comprehensive tapas menu or perhaps a selection of cheeses and charcuterie. My friend is particularly obsessed with the aubergine fries while I could happily order plate after plate of their sautéed calamari. For those looking for a more in-depth tasting experience, French Toast offers a regular food and wine pairing evening around once a month.

By local standards the French Toast Wine & Tapas Bar can be rather pricey, particularly when one orders several dishes off the tapas menu to compile a full meal. But the quality and freshness of ingredients and presentation of the dishes is more than worth it! I personally love this venue for an after work drink or a pre-dinner tipple, with a small plate of tapas to accompany. Wonderful too for a post show drink or an after dinner night cap. Wonderful all round, in fact!

French Toast Wine & Tapas Bar

Contact:

Address: 199 Bree Street, Cape Town

Tel: 021 422 4084

Tapas dishes range from R20 – R50 per plate; charcuterie and cheese platters start from R60

For more information about Cape Town restaurants, visit our website. And if you’re looking for a bed for the night, contact us and we’ll set you off on an exciting Cape Town rendezvous…

Rhino Africa’s TOP 5 Cape Restaurants & Bars 2011

Cape Town,Cape Winelands,General
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Like mushrooms after heavy rain, new restaurants and bars seem to pop up out of nowhere and in frenzied batches in Cape Town throughout the year. Some last, some wither. Here are the ones we think have passed muster. This is… Rhino Africa’s TOP 5 Cape Eateries & Bars for 2011!

It’s an Insider’s Guide compiled by the obsessive foodies and winos that fill our offices with the smells of fresh coffee and warm muffins from local cafés in the morning and leftovers and takeaways from down-the-road restaurants.

Consult our list the next time you’re heading out for after-work drinks and any-time-of-day meals, whether it’s mountains, ocean or vineyards you wish to overlook; or steak, seafood or coffee you’re after… We’ve linked some of the spots to our Horny Grazer reviews so click the links for a taste of more. Make sure you comment and let us know whether you would add or remove anything – we want to know your favourites!

Category One

  1. Sevruga, Victoria Wharf, V&A Waterfront – This is a great one for seafood lovers. Dine indoors or out, overlooking the harbour. Dress up or down. And if budget is an issue, pull in any day during lunchtime or on Sundays and enjoy half-price sushi. Tel: +27 21 421 5134
  2. 95 Keerom, Keerom Street – It’s all about the ingredients. This is a slick and versatile Italian restaurant with an impressive food menu and award-winning South African and Italian wines. Tel: +27 21 422 0765
  3. La Colombe at Constantia Uitsig – Enjoy contemporary French-meets-Asian fine dining just 20 minutes from the heart of the city in Constantia Uitsig, Cape Town’s own Vineyard. So you don’t have to travel very far to impress the in-laws with the Cape’s Winelands… And if they’re tough-cookies to crack, be sure to ply them with the great wine list. Tel: + 27 21 794 2390
  4. The Test Kitchen, Old Biscuit Mill, 373 – 375 Albert Road, Woodstock – At this much-talked about restaurant in the corner of the Old Biscuit Mill, you can smarten up and enjoy an à la carte menu or five- and eight-course tasting menu, or dine at the kitchen bar. The dishes are unique and sure to have the father-in-law wagging his tongue about to all his chums. Tel: +27 21 447 2337
  5. The Planet Bar & Restaurant at the Mount Nelson Hotel, Orange Street, Gardens – This will wow the in-laws speechless, which sounds perfect, doesn’t it? Besides luxurious decor, the menu is out-of-this-world and features smoked crocodile, Namibian red crab, rooibos cured ostrich and springbok. Have drinks at the bar, with fine Cape wines, cocktails and a variety of spirits. Tel: +27 21 483 1000

Category Two

  1. Salt opposite Ambassador Hotel, 34 Victoria Road, Bantry Bay – You will struggle to find a view like this elsewhere. Get there just before sunset and watch the sky change colour over the Atlantic Ocean, as you indulge in simple, tasty food, great wines and other drinks in a classy setting. It’s great for celebrations and special occasions. Tel: +27 21 439 7258
  2. Polana and Harbour House, Kalk Bay Harbour – Polana, a vibrant cocktail lounge on the ground level, has big glass windows right on the rocks so you can watch waves crashing while you knock back drinks and tapas. You can also dine at Live Bait (downstairs) or Harbour House (upstairs), with views of False Bay. Work up your appetite by taking a walk on the pier and see seals and boats in the water. Tel: +27 21 788 5755
  3. Grand Café and Beach, Haul Road, off Beach Road, Granger Bay – It’s pricey, way pricey, but an experience… Here, on a white sand beach next to Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront, you can enjoy quality cuisine, such as tempura prawns, kingklip tagliatta, crayfish pasta and sizable pizzas, with excellent sea views. Tel: +27 21 425 0551
  4. Azure and Leopard Room Bar at the Twelve Apostles Hotel and Spa, Victoria Road, Camps Bay – Sip down drinks at the Leopard Room bar and then indulge in some award-winning Cape Fusion cuisine and spectacular Atlantic Ocean views at Azure, in this mountain setting. Heck, follow your dining with an intimate viewing of a film at their private cinema. Now that’s decadence! Tel: +27 21 437 9000
  5. The Black Marlin, Miller’s Point Road, Simon’s Town – For somewhere quieter, more casual and away from the city centre, pull in here for the day. Just outside Simon’s Town, en-route to Cape Point, dine with views of False Bay. It’s especially popular during Whale Season! Come summer, they braai fish and crayfish on weekends. Plus, of course, there are cocktails and other drinks to enjoy, and an à la carte menu. Tel: +27 21 786 1621

Category Three

  1. Willoughby & Co, V&A Waterfront – If sushi’s your thing, this is the place to come! Even if it’s not, you can try the fish and chips served in a copper pan or something from the Japanese kitchen or oyster bar. Wash it down with one of their exclusive wines, amid the buzz of the V&A Waterfront. Just don’t head out shopping afterward if you’ve knocked back one too many. Tel: +27 21 418 6115
  2. Kitima at the Kronendal, Kronendal Estate, Main Road, Hout Bay – A 30 minute drive from Cape Town centre, enjoy authentic Asian cuisine prepared by 5-star Thai chefs. Their Raya Lounge has one of the finest, most extensive cocktail selections in Southern Africa. Worth a try, we reckon! Tel: +27 21 790 8004
  3. Beluga, The Foundry, Prestwich Street, Green Point – This stylish eatery, located in a 100 year old red-brick building, boasts a full Sushi, Dim Sum, wine, cocktail and à la carte menu. Sit indoors, by the bar or in the enclosed courtyard. Tel: +27 21 418 2948/9
  4. Panama Jacks Live Lobster & Sushi Bar, Quay 500, Cape Town Harbour – Known as “The Original Cape Town Habour Seafood Restaurant Since 1989”, PJ’s is situated in the working half of Cape Town Docks. There are fresh sea water tanks with live abalone and lobster. If you’re not squeamish, choose your own to eat and pay for what they weigh. If you are, there’s plenty more on the menu. Tel: +27 21 448 1080
  5. Den Anker Belgian Bar and Restaurant, Pierhead, V&A Waterfront – Forget that it’s pricey and tuck into this popular Belgian restaurant’s menu of fresh, seasonal dishes – including crayfish, herring, mussels, foie gras brulee, velvet-smooth chocolates from a top Belgian chocolatier and more. Sit indoors or out and enjoy quality Belgian beer on tap and great wines with views of the harbour and Table Mountain. Tel: +27 21 419 024

Category Four

  1. Table Mountain Café – Top Cable station, Table Mountain, Tafelberg road – You don’t get much better mountain views than this, being right on the mountain and all… Whether you hike up or ride up (on the cable car), enjoy a snack at the top at this self-service café – breakfast buffet, pizza slices, paninis, cheese platters and more. There are drinks too – although probably go easy on the wine if you’re walking back down. Tel: +27 21 424 8181
  2. Blue Peter, Popham Street, Blouberg – Get your relax on at this popular beach bar and restaurant, a 20 minute drive from Cape Town centre, with not just sea views but also a cracking mountain view to boot. It’s great for watching sports matches on their TV screen and chilling with friends over a beer. You can even bring the dog. Tel: +27 21 554 1956
  3. Café Paradiso, Kloof Street – This is one place to enjoy great typically Italian food on a lazy day or evening. And if your partner gets boring to look at there’s always Table Mountain. Tel: +27 21 423 8653
  4. The Roundhouse Restaurant, The Glen, Camps Bay – Look out for their winter specials, because it is a rather expensive fine dining experience. We suggest dining at Rumbullion, the outdoors area where they serve pizza and drinks – it’s much more affordable. The Roundhouse offers one of the best views in South Africa, as you look down across Table Mountain Nature Reserve, along the Twelve Apostles to Camps Bay and beyond. Tel: +27 21 438 4347
  5. Bistro Sixteen82, Steenberg Vineyards, Steenberg Estate – Experience the winelands right here in Cape Town with this Bistro-style restaurant in the Constantia Valley. It’s a great way to spend a day. Plus, winos can enjoy great vintages from the state-of-the-art Steenberg Winery, Wine Tasting Bar and Tasting Lounge. Get thee here! Tel: +27 21 713 2211

Category Five

  1. Olympia Cafe, Main Road, Kalk Bay – Try something different and head out of the CBD to this bohemian seaside hamlet. Grab a delicious cup o’ coffee or chai latte from this colourful and down-to-earth cafe, and try any of the delicious options on their menu – pastries, breads, salads, shellfish, mussels and other seafood dishes, soups, pastas and more. The air is just fresher here and the people in seemingly no rush… What’s not to like?  Tel: +27 21 788 6396
  2. Sidewalk Cafe, Derry Street, VredehoekGreat food. Great views. Great atmosphere. It’s popular with locals – and their dogs – and gives you a great feel for Cape Town. They make mean sandwiches, cakes and “really cheap breakfast” Monday to Friday. Tel: +27 21 461 2839
  3. The Food Barn Restaurant & Deli, Noordhoek Farm Village, Corner Village Lane and Main Road, Noordhoek – This deli-style open-plan restaurant is rustic country chic with a well-priced and wholesome farm-style menu. It’s a great place to take the kids and feel miles away from the city. Tel: +27 21 789-1390.
  4. Manna, Kloof Street – This comes highly recommended if you’re in need of a wholesome injection. Great for breakfast or lunch, enjoy freshly squeezed juices and excellent coffee, eggs benedict, poached salmon trout and potato wedges. Um… yes please. And the white interiors should clear your mind of stress. There are also cocktails and wine to be indulged in if the goodness gets too much. Tel: +27 21 426 2413
  5. Old Biscuit Mill Market, 373 – 375 Albert Road, Woodstock – This is Cape Town’s original gourmet market and possibly the best. Buy breakfast from one of the stalls and dig in. There are cheeses, pestos and pâtés; wood-fired breads, bagels, croissants; delicious wines from the Cape Winelands; sweet things; seafood; biltong; mushrooms; and more. Tel: +27 82 370 4075. Read about other markets here.

Category Six

  1. Delaire Graff, Helshoogte Pass Road, Stellenbosch – This is by far one of the most amazing wine farms in the Cape, with a setting second to none, in our opinion. Here on the magnificent Helshoogte Mountain Pass, choose to dine at either the Delaire Graff Restaurant or the Asian-infused Indochine Restaurant, or taste wine and delicious cheese platters at the wine lounge, overlooking the most picturesque of valleys.
  2. Overture, Hidden Valley Wine Estate, Annandale Road, Stellenbosch – Of the mass of vineyards to pick from in this area, this is definitely one of the best. Enjoy fine food and wine at this restaurant on the Hidden Valley wine farm with views of Table Mountain, the Stellenbosch valley and Robben Island. Tel: +27 21 880 2721
  3. Rust & Vrede, Annandale Road, Stellenbosch – Considered to be the top restaurant in South Africa by Eat Out magazine, this winelands gem is set in a Cape Dutch building among oak trees, rolling lawns and vineyards. Enjoy fine wine and dishes you’ll struggle to pronounce but happily devour. Tel: +27 21 881 3757
  4. The Tasting Room at Le Quartier Francais, Huguenot Road, Franschhoek – This global dining destination was ranked 37th in the world by the San Pellegrino “World’s Best Restaurants” ratings. Heck, it even has a review on askmen.com. For a South African restaurant, that’s huge! Enjoy unique South African flavour with optional wine pairing with each course. Tel: +27 21 876 2151
  5. Pierneef à La Motte, Main Road, Franschhoek – The restaurant’s name is inspired by the legendary South African artist Jacob Hendrik Pierneef (1886 – 1957), whose paintings you can view in the restaurant. Before digging into the best of traditional Cape Winelands cuisine. Tel: +27 21 876 8800

Category Seven

  1. Royale Eatery, Long Street – Perhaps they put it best: “Royale is a restaurant. We serve burgers. Not just any burgers – burgers that make your soul tingle and your dreams come true.” It’s quirky, it’s trendy and serves damn fine grub and drinks, with several specials. Tel: +27 21 422 4536
  2. Van Hunks, Corner Kloof and Upper Union Street, Gardens – Relaxed and popular with locals, this makes for a great after-work-drinks option, watching a rugby game over beer, lunchtime with the parents or partner. Heck, anything. There’s a bar section, a restaurant inside and an outdoors deck area. Tel: +27 21 422 5422
  3. Woodlands Eatery, Deerpark Drive, Vredehoek – This has fast become a favorite among Capetonians. It fills up most nights so booking is wise. The the interior design of this little arty neighbourhood bistro is as much of a draw as the food (wood-fired pizzas, burgers, pastas, and more, as well as excellent Craft Beers and wines in the drinks department). Tel: +27 21 801 5799
  4. El Burro, Main Road, Greenpoint – This authentic southern Mexican eatery with its crunchy ‘n cheesy Tex-Mex fare seems to have gained popularity and a loyal following overnight. It oozes quirkiness and character, with waiters dressed in Mexican dresses, pink walls, plush leather booths and a range of Mexican objet d’art. The imported tequilas and cocktails are a must and best enjoyed on the balcony overlooking Green Point Stadium. Tel: +27 21 433 2364
  5. Chef Pon’s Sawaddee, Rheede Street Mall, Gardens – We reckon that this Asian restaurant has the second best sushi in town (after Willoughby & Co) and the most affordable wine list too. It’s great for take-aways. Tel: +27 21 422 1633

Category Eight

  1. HQ, Heritage Square, Shortmarket Street – The menu here is pretty straightforward:  salad, sirloin and chips. There are also, of course, plenty cocktails, wines and other drinks to be indulged in too. There’s a stylish and elegant restaurant area, comfortable bar and lounge, and brasserie-like atmosphere. Tel: +27 21 424 6373
  2. Hussar Grill, Camps Bay/ Green Point/ Rondebosch – The Hussar has been around for a while and they sure know how to do meat. There’s a very old-school gentleman feel about the place, as though you should sit back in an armchair with a cognac and cigar, over a good book or with a good companion. Which you can, well, do. The one in Green Point is our favourite. Tel: +27 21 433 2081
  3. Brad’s Grill, 2nd Avenue, Harfield Village, Claremont – This is a popular steak joint outside of the city in a quaint village in the Southern Suburbs. They have an “in-by-6-out-by-8” Early Bird Special, from Monday to Saturday. Tel: +27 21 671 2527
  4. Carne SA, Keerom Street – While not in a great part of town, this Italian restaurant is ideal for meat lovers, with the finest cuts of Romagnola beef, Dorper lamb, game and more. And it has fantastic allumettes chips. Tel: +27 21 424 3460
  5. Nelson’s Eye Restaurant, Hof Street, Gardens – Stephen Fry recently dined here and it’s definitely a favourite of ours too, with a warm atmosphere and years of experience in the meat industry. They boast about offering guaranteed super grade, grained beef and wet-aging the meat for up to 21 days before serving. If you’re a true carnivore, you’ll know that’s a good thing. Tel: +27 21 423 2601

  1. &Union, Bree Street – It’s packed with Cape Town’s Cool, but it’s one trendy place that is popular for a good reason. &Union has done well at introducing the city to fine beer – and wine. There’s vibey live music and specials many nights of the week, and the food is the type you fantasise about. Food porn, they call it here. Definitely a great night out. Tel: +27 21 422 2770
  2. Bascule Bar, Cape Grace Hotel, V&A WaterfrontTake a Sugar Daddy if you can because this one is costly. At this chic whiskey, wine and cocktail bar, you can enjoy just about any drink your mind can conjure up, with views over the private V&A Waterfront marina. Tel: +27 21 410 7082
  3. Daddy Cool Bar and Sky Bar, Long Street – The Daddy Cool Bar is a bling champagne bar at the top of the unique Grand Daddy Hotel. Indulge in decadent cocktails, fine whiskies and a remarkable selection of wine. It’s James-Bond-meets-Austin-Powers with the gold dust banquettes, gilt beads and tassels, twinkling shell chandeliers and a baling gold mosaic bar counter. The Sky Bar on the rooftop  features a wooden deck area with deck chairs surrounded by vintage Airstream trailers, all under a Bedouin tent. It’s something special – especially on nights when there’s live music. Tel: +27 21 424 7247
  4. Twankey Bar, Taj Hotel, Wale Street – Clink champagne glasses and cocktails and snack on hot and cold seafood tapas in the heart of the Mother City in this glitz ‘n glamour setting in the Taj Hotel. There’s also a coffee bar and occasional live music, at this 5-star luxury Indian establishment. Tel: +27 21 819 2000
  5. Tjing Tjing Bar Lounge, 165 Longmarket Street – Situated above the Dear Me bistro in a restored 181-year old home, this Chinese-inspired rooftop bar, offers a sophisticated and trendy place to enjoy a few drinks, as well as tapas dishes once the roller doors of Dear Me have closed after lunch. This loft room opens to an outside balcony. Meet you there! Tel: +27 21 422 4920

And the award for best supporting latte goes to…

  1. Origin Roastery, Hudson Street, De Waterkant – If you’re going to drink coffee right, this is the place to do it. It’s the home of the coffee elite, the place to taste the glory of beans handpicked and imported from all over the continent. There is also a courtyard, a coffee lab with a meeting space, a professional barista school with a warehouse and a tasting room – because coffee should be an experience. Tel: +27 21 421 1000
  2. Bread, Milk and Honey, Spin Street Down the road from our Rhino Africa offices, this small family-run coffee joint is a favourite by far! Partly because they have hefty jumbo-sized cups, compared to the pithy little containers most coffee spots give you to take away. But also because the coffee is superb – and made from Origin’s beans. Try the Big Daddy for an extra caffeine kick! They also have great eats to buy and a lunchtime buffet. Tel: +27 21 461 8425
  3. Gusto Cafeteria, Hatfield Street, Gardens Also down the road from our offices, Gusto is a great stop for a delicious morning cuppa – made from beans from the popular Deluxe Coffeeworks. There’s an early bird special where you can get a muffin and coffee for R20 before 9 am. Or indulge in their freshly baked goods, buffet menu and organic market every Wednesday and Saturday. Tel: +27 21 461 7868
  4. Haas Coffee Collective, Rose Street, Bo-Kaap This Bo Kaap gem combines a coffee roastery and shop and uses 100 % Arabica coffees. There are eight kinds of coffees to try, for normal prices, but should you be willing to splurge on something totally unique, like civet poo coffee, also known as Kopi Luwak, specially ‘processed’ by the Indonesian Luwak civet, you can for the price of R730 for 250g, and R80 per cup. Tel: +27 21 422 4413
  5. Espresso Lab Microroasters at the Old Biscuit Mill – Experience the buzz of the mill market on a Saturday and enjoy a cuppa delish coffee at the Microroasters, or head here daily for a delicious cup, served by upbeat and knowledgeable baristas. Tel: +27 21 447 0845

Read more about coffee here.

Women’s Day: Lunch with the girls

Cape Town,General
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The Horny Grazer Review

Three women and a fat bastard …

Yesterday was Women’s Day. A public holiday happily enjoyed bossing around the male folk and doing whatever the flip we like. Like a slow ‘n steamy sauna session at the gym, an afternoon shopping binge (the bill came to nearly R3000), flipping through brain-numbing magazines in the sun, cup of Earl Grey tea in hand, not, obviously made by us. And, of course, late lunch with the girls…

National Women’s Day is an annual public holiday in South Africa on August 9. It commemorates the national march of women on this day in 1956 to petition against legislation that required African persons to carry the “pass”, special identification documents which curtailed an African’s freedom of movement during apartheid.

There is a range of tasty breakfasts to choose from

We chose tasha’s in Constantia. It’s the latest edition to the tasha’s brand, which has shops all over Johannesburg and in Umhlanga Rocks, KwaZulu-Natal. You can dine indoors or out, between the trees. We arrived to a full house and waited outside for a table in the sitting area under umbrellas, with ample international magazines on the wooden logs for us to page through. A few of Cape Town’s celebrities were seated amongst us. People famous for no reason anyone can remember anymore, but if celeb watching is your thing, tasha’s ensures good views. I prefer the other kind of game viewing, though.

We dined inside, which was packed with people. The decor is modern and white, clean and minimalist. Kind of how I wish the architecture of mind looked. It’s definitely a popular joint, this. And they do food good. Damn good. The way food should be. Special. Flavoursome. The menu is varied and extensive. We had cappuccino con pannas and then went straight to the bottle of Fat Bastard white wine, which we named after various men we’re happy to see the back of. It being lunch with the girls and all…

Enjoy healthy food and refreshing beer at tasha's

There’s a great cocktail list, including tempting offers like ‘the gingerbread man’ (vodka, gingerbread cordial, lemon, apple juice and soda) and a ‘macadamia cosmopolitan’ (orange vodka, macadamia cordial, lime and cranberry juice with zest of citrus).

On the food front, ‘lady and the tramp’ was an obvious choice to mark the occasion – homemade meatballs in tomato and basil sauce and pasta – penne, spaghetti or fettuccine. They have great fresh and healthy options and you can create your own sandwich combinations from their list of fillings.

There were only two things to criticise – flies and being called ‘Sir’ by the waiter. All in all, tasha’s is unique and the attention to detail is top notch.

Enjoy delicious desserts at Tasha's

Where is it?

Shop 55, Constantia Village

Constantia Main Road & Spaanshemat River Road

Constantia, Cape Town

There’s plenty to get up to in Constantia, the only South African wineland situated completely within a city, backed by a World Heritage Site – Table Mountain. For more about tours and accommodation in the area, contact us.

Salt Restaurant: A review

Cape Town
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The Horny Grazer Review

Four Rhino Rating

Worth its salt

“At sea a fellow comes out. Salt water is like wine, in that respect” – Herman Melville

One of my favourite dining spots in Cape Town is without a doubt the Salt Restaurant, on the coast in Bantry Bay. It’s expensive; so you know there shouldn’t be any, you know, slip-slop riff-raff. To be elitist, pour un moment. It’s got swank but not too much. And it’s in such a romantic setting that people dining in the restaurant keep to themselves. Which is great, because I don’t go out to eat at a restaurant to have Suzy and her work colleagues eavesdropping on my private banter. Yip, when you go to Salt, it’s quite ok to leave the cynicism at home.

We arrived one Monday evening with a birthday to celebrate and Champagne on the mind. We had no booking – a bad idea at Salt since it’s so popular. But the Manager pulled strings and set us up with a table for two near the floor-to-ceiling windows. Set high up on a cliff overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, Salt has a most perfect view. That whiff of the fresh sea air that drifted in through the open window on a summery Winter’s day in the Cape is one to bottle; it could make blind men see. Well, slight exaggeration… but you get the drift.

Enjoy sundowners with spectacular sea views from Salt

If you’re going to visit Salt, you must do so with someone who knows something about dining. Otherwise you just lose out on the magic. Someone who knows that wooded wine doesn’t mean wine made from a tree. Who knows that when the waitress places a napkin on your lap she is not making a move on you. Who pulls your chair out for you if you’re female and ignores the cellphone for the night – unless it’s your birthday. Luckily, my partner was as good as they come.

We clinked flutes of Veuve Cliquot (crisp and delicate, well balanced and elegant, dry finish) in birthday celebration and snacked tapas that included marinated olives and spicy potato samoosas with tomato chutney. It was just right, as Goldilocks said.

Somewhere in the dimly lit restaurant and by the bar were other cufflinked and heeled diners, hand to wine glass, wine glass to mouth, chattering away with each other, also in worlds of their own; but I only realised that when walking past them to leave.

Situated on the Atlantic coastline, you have great sea views for miles

Salt is great for just drinks and snacks but also for three course meals. Try their Winter Special, which is currently running. When ordering any 2 three course meals from our Winter Special Menu (lunch or dinner) they will give you a voucher to redeem on your next visit to Salt. This voucher will entitle you to receive a complimentary bottle of Hartenberg Weisser Riesling or Cabernet/Shiraz blend. This special is valid until 31st August 2011.

On their Winter Menu are starters like butternut veloute with butternut ravioli; mains like lamb gnocchi with baby tomatoes, parmesan and a salsa verdi or chicken breast with vanilla infused carrot puree, confit potato and jus gras; and desserts like lemon tart with almond biscuit crust and confit lemon and pudding with whiskey anglaise and chocolate ice cream.

There's an extensive menu at Salt, with a great winter special currently

Rhino Africa visited Salt many years ago and penned this about it, and while much might have changed in decor and staff, the feeling and food is still as great, if not better.

Accommodation

Salt forms part of the Ambassador Hotel. Standing in the restaurant car park looking down on it below – the blue blue pool, the blue blue ocean, the blue blue sky at day – makes it hard to not just hand over the credit card after a night out and pull in for a stay. Preferably with one of the cufflinked gentlemen…

It’s centrally located in Bantry Bay on the Atlantic coastline, surrounded by areas such as the Victoria & Alfred Waterfront, Clifton and Camps Bay, and within close proximity to Cape Point and the botanical gardens of Kirstenbosch.

For a list of other Bantry Bay hotels, click here.

Location

Salt Restaurant & The Ambassador Hotel
34 Victoria Road
Bantry Bay
Cape Town

Contact
Tel: +27 21 439 7258
Web: Salt

Opening Times:
Breakfast: 06h30 – 10h30 * Bookings essential
Lunch: 12h30 – 14h30
Dinner: 18h00 – 22h00

Cafe Paradiso Restaurant in Cape Town

Cape Town,General
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The Horny Grazer Review
A snail gets mugged by a tortoise. The snail goes to the police station to report the crime.
“What happened?” says the officer on duty.
“I don’t know”, replies the snail – “it all happened so fast.”

So much potential, so much charm, but undoubtedly the slowest service in town.

How many chances do you give a new restaurant? Well, to its credit and to my complete discombobulation I have been to Cafe Paradiso four times. On each occasion the result has been the same.

Cafe Paradiso is the latest reinvention from those zany fopdoodles at Madam Zingara.

Cafe Paradiso
Do not be fooled by claims that “Breakfast, lunch and dinner are a relaxed and vibey affair at Café Paradiso”. By relaxed and vibey they mean that the waiters amble around like they’re coming last in a race between dope smokers and dead people.

The service is quite simply appalling. If you have any form of pressing hunger or time constraint – avoid this restaurant like a rebarbative oligophreniac.

To be fair, it’s not so much the service that is bad, the waiters are actually quite pleasant and usually fairly charismatic – it’s just that everything takes hours to arrive. Literally hours. We sat for over 90 minutes between starters and mains on two separate occasions. Is it the kitchen? Waiters with Alzheimer’s? I really don’t know, but they seem completely incapable of remedying the problem.

Cafe Paradiso
What rankles the most is that we inevitably plough through several more bottles of wine than we would normally, resulting in an inflated bill and a week day hangover. And the only winner? Cafe Paradiso. It’s like the Zimbabwean National Lottery where the winner was a certain Mr R Mugabe from Harare.

But it’s not all bad. In fact some of it is jolly good. It’s a great location at the top of Kloof Street in central Cape Town. Think rustic Tuscan – pebbled courtyards, a wine room and several farm house dining rooms. You can even watch fresh pasta being made. An excellent distraction between courses. Another good one is watching paint dry.

Cafe Paradiso
The menu is typically Italian and split into antipasti, starters, salads, risottos/pastas, mains and sides. It’s a mouth watering menu crammed full of all the things I find most delicious.

I’ve enjoyed the black risotto with chorizo, sundried tomatoes and lemon aioli on each of my visits (starter – R50). Seriously good. As is the salt and pepper squid with spiced mayo and chilli dressing. And there’s always a tantalising ravioli of the day as well. The pastas and risottos are certainly the speciality. For mains (by which time you will no longer be young), the feathered steak with fresh pasta, tomato salsa and arugula was pretty mediocre (R90). Not bad, not very good. I tasted the lamb salad with baby spinach, garlic aioli and sunflower seeds (R60) which was really delicious and a good option for the abundant carbophobes. There’s always a good selection of imaginative specials on offer as well. Quite a good survival tactic at Cafe Paradiso is to order only starters.

The wine list is not extensive, but there’s all you need and it’s well priced for Cape Town ( a bottle of Buitenverwachting Buiten Blanc will set you back R95).

Cafe Paradiso is a frustrating restaurant. It could so easily become a Cape Town stalwart if they could just get their acrobatic act together. Madam Zingara, please put the porcinis down and get a wriggle on.

The curious thing is that I’ll probably go again soon. When I have some time to spare.

Cafe Paradiso
Contact: 110 Kloof Street, Cape Town, Cape Town, Western Cape
Tel: 021 423 8653
Email: bookings@cafeparadiso.co.za   Web: https://www.cafeparadiso.co.za

Bosman’s Restaurant at the Grande Roche

Cape Winelands,South Africa
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The Horny Grazer ReviewFour Rhino Rating
Eat Out is the definitive Top 10 for South Africa restaurants and this year Bosman’s at the Grande Roche Hotel in Paarl made it to fourth spot. And so it was with glee that we checked in for 4 days of absolute indulgence.  Unfortunately you cannot eat at Bosman’s twice a day for the simple reason that you’d soon be in a worse financial state than Greece. Bosman’s is staggeringly expensive. Wines cost pretty much double what they would cost at any other Cape Town restaurant meaning that the prices would not be out of place in a top London restaurant.

They seem to get away with it because it’s an extremely popular hotel whose guests think nothing of paying those prices. Unfortunately for most South Africans though it’s prohibitively expensive. And surely that defeats the point of a South African Top 10 restaurant?

Bosman's Restaurant at the Grande Roche
We stayed at the Grande Roche over the Christmas holidays. If you stayed at the hotel over Xmas, you had to have the Xmas Eve set menu. The set menu was R1,250 per head for five courses, excluding wine. If you wanted it paired with wine, it was a further R650, taking the total per person to a lip quivering R1,900 per person. Admittedly though it was Xmas Eve when most restaurants charge a premium.

Is it worth it? I think once you’re able to afford to eat in a restaurant like this, price becomes rather trivial. The service is exceptional and the expert sommelier knowledge is a real treat, proffering some great pairing suggestions. The dining room is classical and elegant – dominated by dark wooden shelves and glass chandeliers. Dinner is accompanied by the graceful tinkling of the ivories on the grand piano (the pianist reads from an iPad no less – one of the few concessions to modernity). A stunning Cape Dutch building set among lush rose gardens and vine yards and with a spectacular view of the mountains.

The best of the starters were the wild mushroom risotto with dried parma ham and beurre noisette foam (R75) and the pan fried sea bass with spinach-chorizo & gnocchi ragoût, baked quail egg and garlic foam (R105).

Wine and meal
Executive Chef, Roland Gorgosilich hails from Salzburg – the Austrian influence is evident in a lot of the dishes. Not being a fan of much that’s Austrian, I was relieved to find that the influences are contemporary interpretations. The spice crusted springbok loin with vodka flavoured parsnip purée, schupf noodles, shaved foie gras & cranberry jus for example was quite delicious (R190) as was the vanilla milk poached kingklip with carrot purée & garlic-potato espuma (R175).

On the second occasion I went for the ‘fillet mignon flambee prepared at the table’ with wild mushroom ragoût & herb tagliatelle (R200). This was sloppy. Great flavours, but hardly a dish worthy of a Top 10 restaurant. A little novelty value perhaps, but considering they couldn’t actually get to the table to flambee the fillet in front of me, not a welcome novelty as I had to go to my fillet which was being cooked in the reception under the massive Xmas tree which was in grave danger of being razed. It was certainly an odd experience standing in reception in front of the other diners, watching someone cook a steak with more butter and cream than one would think possible to include in a single dish.

Bosman's restaurant
That was the only culinary let down. Everything else was superb. But the highlight for me? The cheeses. South Africa really doesn’t do cheese very well, but these guys do. I’m a big fan of strong and pungent cheeses – Stinking Bishop and Munster are a couple of my favourites. Bosman’s produced a varied and distinguished selection – paired with something delicious from the extensive red wine list and that’s pretty close to my idea of heaven…

So there you have it. A great restaurant – impeccable service and delicious food. But you’ll probably have to send your kids to state school…

Bosmans at the Grande Roche
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