21 Reasons You Should Never Travel to the Kruger National Park

The Kruger National Park is the most well-known safari destination in the world.  But is it really all it’s made out to be?

Keep reading and we’ll leave it up to you to decide.

1. It’s not a big deal

Only 2,000,000 hectares in size, surely it can’t be such a big deal?

2. Nothing to see here

If you think it’s amazing, you’ve cat another thing coming.

3. The animals don’t respect your personal space

Have you herd? You even have to share your pool with them!

4. It all looks the same

There’s paw-sitively nothing unique about Africa’s animals.

5. The sunsets are dull

There really is nothing new under the sun.

6. The baby animals are not cute at all

The Lion King’s Simba is not as cute in real life compared to on the screen.

7. It’s all been dine before

You can’t find a good place to eat anywhere.

8. A bed is a bed

Location doesn’t matter.

9. There’s nothing romantic about Africa

So uninspiring, right?

10. It’s uneventful

Yawn, we’re bored already.

11. There’s nothing to do

The activities are so irrelephant.

12. The animals are not entertaining at all

Watching them play and hunt is not exciting at all.

13. You’ll have to rough it

So basic, right? No luxury in sight.

14. The birdlife is blah

Better luck nest time, there are clearly no colourful birds to see.

15. You keep getting interrupted

You can’t even enjoy your beer in peace!

16. Don’t expect munch when it comes to food

No fancy feasts.

17. It is not relaxing at all

Who would like to bath here anyway?

18. You’ll easily forget about this

19. …and this

20. …and this

21. It’s wild to think you would want to go here

Have you made up your mind?

You should definitely visit the Kruger National Park to see all the reasons that make it the most well-known safari destination in the world.

Let’s start planning your trip today! Contact our travel experts to see all of the above in real life.

Header image credit: Jabulani Safari Lodge

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